SOFA KING AWSM

Laws are completely random and are not topically categorized (men do not categorize). Laws may be disputed and debated if presented with a viable argument which thereafter said law can be altered / edited. Add your manlaws...

1. never under any circumstance tell another man his fly is down

2. if you've known a man longer than a week, his sister is off limits no matter how hot she is

3. a man shall never dance for fun unless improving his chances of getting a girl

4. it is perfectly normal for two men to watch an entire sporting event and never say a word to each other.

5. a man purse is still a purse

6. upon approaching other men watching a sporting event,it is acceptable to ask the score of the game, but never acceptable to ask who is playing

7. If your friend is drunk and starts a fight, no matter how stupid the reason is you have to fight with him.

8. Every Other Stall

9. When two men agree to hit each other, the first person to iniate the body hit must not do anything to lessen or prevent the hit he is about to get back in return

10. Farting ,burping and scratching are always allowed When women are not in the room.

11. When over guy friends house for a Game ,NEVER eat the last slice of pizza or Drink the last beer

12. Never Check out Guy Friends GirlFriend.

13. a man never says autumn... he says fall

14. salmon is a food, not a color

15. all injuries are treatable by "walking it off" or "rubbing some dirt on it"

16. a man shall never complain that another man "doesn't call anymore"

17. a man should always suspect women who claim to "love sports" as spies unless they prove themselves knowledgable in said sport

18. NEVER take the Remote and change the channel when over guy friends house.

19. never deny free beer cuz its not the kind u like to drink

20. if everybody is doing shots ur not a man if u dont join in

21. never look through a mans porn collection without asking

22. A MAN should never use a blow dryer.

23. never ask another man what his sexual orientation is

24. Under no circumstances is a man to enjoy a lollipop or popsickle in public, especially in the presence of other men; regardless of how appealing it may seem.


more should be added.

Nitrus

F_king stereotypes.

Why cant men dance for fun, without being called gay?

And why can't they have a lollipop in public??

And if you don't drink for personal reasons, why does that make you less of a man for not taking part in drinking shots with everyone else??

I could go on...

I hate these type of sterotypes, its these that stop the world from being a better place, and everyone feels like they have to do these things, and live like everyone else, for fear of getting ridiculed.

Its ridiculous.

-N

(BTW, this is not directed at you, unless you believe in these "laws")

TekDekDude

I think he meant them as just jokes, not to be taken seriously. I really doubt all men follow these "laws".

Nitrus

As most of you can tell, I am in a pissed off mood. Sorry if you do mean it as a joke.

But, if you don't mean it as a joke, then I still stand by what I said.

-N

darthvedder

Good job Sofa.

Defender

Nitrus you just earned a temp ban for a day. This is the second thread where you are taking shit way too seriously and pretty much ruining a funny thread.

Enjoy your day off.

Pdog1

lol very funny sofa

ace_012

Its really funny because some of these "laws" are soo true. Well atleast for me. Pretty funny though. :thumbsup:

resstealth

yeah, definitely dont complain about another dude not calling anymore, and i loved the one about not talking during a sporting event, hollarin over the game and cussing at the ref is perfectly acceptable.

F34R

I found that pretty funny for the most part. I dont agree with numbers 2 and 12 lol.