| Michael Jackson DS "Welcome to the world of imagination, where one man with a lot of money and an abusive childhood takes on an empire. Michael Jackson DS will simulate the true touching experience as you guide young impressionable boys into your Neverland Ranch for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime. Gain Jesus juice points as you aim to attain the ultimate high score. But remember in Neverland Ranch quantity is not the only important goal. Enlist local Catholic preists to teach young boys how to get jiggy with the holy spirit! Coming to Nintendo DS Winter 2005."
Ok so I made that up, but I couldnt resist =( |